24 hr fitness

Well, it's been a little while since I have penned anything for my blog. I've just been so busy with this and that. Gosh, I've done so many spectacular things I can't quite find a beginning spot. First things first.......I'm Married!!! You Betcha. I finally found the love of a lifetime and we wed. It was the perfect little wedding. In Seattle, in the spring of course, and of course all my guy friends supported me by making the trip. Wow. Kindall and I then decided to team up with APX alarm for the summer. I chose APX because the overall hipness of the club. I saw a lot of things that I feel a part of. A large part of the staff have sporty highlights and that made me see that they really where wanting you as a salesman to... ya know.. just be yourself. I could wear clima-cool polos and even pop the collar for a unique feel to let the customers know that we are different but in touch with real people's lives. Unfortunately I had to put a hold on my career half way through the summer in.... would you believe it.... D.C.!!! APX decided that my weight was a tad bit on the chunky side. I don't know what they expect. They made me work all flipping day so i had to dine out at Macdonalds every meal. I gained an embaracing 28 pounds and was sent home. But no worries. Kindall encouraged me with some of my real true friends to get a 24 hr fitness pass. You should see me now. Look out david archibaldletta, here comes a new and improved Ben Hess. I've already been able to fit into my designer gap jeans i got from santa 2 christmas' ago. I just thought I'd update you all on this. It's just been a miracle. I love it.

I'm Pooped

Well, today i've just been a real busy body. I have been up to all kinds of things. First I woke up and for some reason I was in logan utah at my buddies house. who knows how I ended up there. I ate some cold pizza for breakfast. it was Hott! So anyway, when i left to go back to provo i felt my fanny and realized that my wallet was missing. Oh noooooo i said to myself. What a pitty. I called my guy friend bracken and he realized that he had used my wallet for the pizza we bought and the other things....you know what I'm just going to end it right there. I am just pooped. see ya. love ben

Obama-Biden-Laden

It's been super super neat that the weather is finally agreeing with my sense of fashion. My feet aren't getting as cold in my AE sandals anymore. I am sooo looking forward to spring. So last night I watched the Obama stimulus package. It was truly what our country needed to hear. I even had a dream about it last night that involved one of my brothers. It was all about the stimulus and the whole package that it is comes in. I am excited for a change on the horizon. Anyway, I've been thinking a lot about planets and how there are formed with the combination of serious gases and inaccurate shockwaves produced by sentimental residue in the unergalactic hemisphere. It has got me thinking about things on a much micro micro-er scale. I've been examining the small particles of dust that are in the air (I like to call them Dusties) and wondering if the methane gases and switch to digital television might form micro planetas that can be absorbed through large facial pores. I've got a few black head craters that could swallow them. I think that I might need to put on a few avacado creme masks to tighten my pores incase that happens. Who knows with all these stimuli's around.

Welcome Welcome Sundy Morning

Right now I am just happy to be in being. I just got off a serious text argument with my younger brother. He's just red steamin hot right now. I mean he's got me worried. He's PO'd because I won't help him with his english homework. I know that I am a very talented writer and all but it's just like too much, when every other day I am supposed to write about jungle Safirees and things for his sake. I don't even have the internet right now because I'm at college and someone happened to steal my rudder. I can't even connect to read things. He tried picture mailing me his paper with his camera phone. Gollee, that was silly. like i could read that fuzzy funky mess. My brother just kills me sometimes. I am really glad that i'm at college in the provo area. everynight is just fun. mini golf, tacos, slurpees, cotton candy, and cologne shopping at hollister. I am going out with my guy friends now. GtG. By. 

Jack Weyland is my hero

I'm sorry but there is just something that really plays with my emotions when I read Jack Weyland. The words seem to tickle my heart in a way that I Know, I know that I can relate with the guy characters. I mean gollee. I practically live the life of Sam. And Charly...oh charly. I mean heck. Most sequels don't live up to the original, but Sam does!!! I'm not a big fan of romance stories, but Charly and Sam have both won a place in my heart. I've read each book probally 4-5 times. This is a story that everyone can relate to. If you havn't read Charly make sure you read that first. I mean it just eats me up. Yesterday I went to Macy's for to get a few things for tossed salod i was going to make for my guy friends and I saw a Father and Son that just looked like the same dang characters in the novel. While I was there I also decided to listen to my big brother Nathaniel and buy a few Cactus coolers to sooth my dabeetus and soggy heart. It really works wonders. I ended up going to another Jazz game and there is nothing cuter to my girl than to see me in aropostal sweats at a ball game sipping on k-coos. By the way I am engaged. I honestly can say I have a fiance. man that is hott to say. FIANCE. Well the Jazz won. I remember one time during the game when the song that say, "Ooh hot dan.. this is my jam... Ai ai airrrr.. aaairrr." and then Ron Brewer Jammed it. It was bad. Well I love you all. thanks big bro. peace!

Oh what a morning

Well, I am a little under the weather today. I woke up and thought about going to work out at 24 hour fitness. (this is where all the "Biggest Loser" equipment comes from). I just wanted to work on some upper body things and see if I could lose a few pounds around my hips and thighs. I've really been struggling with this. I'm sure all my guy friends can tell since i'm about twice as wide as all of them. Anyway, I decided I would go even though I felt naughty inside. I showed up to the gym in some sky blue abacrombie sport shorts and my adidas dri-fit polo and headed towards the stair climbers to get a good cardio vascular start. I just began to feel kind of like jello and like i had dabeetus. so i just went home after about 4 and a half minutes and had a subway sandwich. Write now i am just sitting on the couch watching days of our lives and waiting for someone to get on facebook to chat for a little bit. I hope everyone is having a super day. Hopefully mine will turn out a little brighter. love ya. Ben

Utah Jazz

I recently went on a trip with my guy friends to Energy Solutions Arena. Boy what a fun night. The Utah Jazz played the L.A. Lakers. That Kobe is pretty aggressive, but D-Will was stunning. I just love basketball. After the Game I decided I would try to impress the kids in my group by dunking a basketball. It was scary. But I did it. And I am so proud of myself. Everyone was cheering and I couldn't of had a better night out on the town.

My Day

Today I woke up and fixed myself some hard boiled eggs, and ate them in my room. I had a really eventful time on my way to school. I got pulled over two different times before I was even 2 miles from my apartment. The first time I got pulled over for going 55 in a 35 zone. Then I got pulled over for going 35 in a 25. My license is going to be revoked if I get one more ticket. At least I've got lots of money since I am going to work for APX alarms. They are going to have me head a team of 50 guys at our nations capital this summer. I am soooo excited! Just the thought of going out on my own and exploring what this world has to offer makes me giggle inside. I love Provo, Utah. I just love the college scene. I got a new Hollister shirt that is basically, well basically the talk of my photography class. everyone just wants a picture of me in it. I gtg but I will keep everyone posted on what's goin on. Peace. Benjamin